When my mom opened the oven… A crazy thing happened when my mom opened the oven.The turkey flew out of the ove and slaped and punched me till it knocked me out.My mom got the gun and tried to shoot it but it knocked her right on her but.So she missed it and my dad came in and said omygoch he said you can’t kill a dumb turkey.The turkey herd that and got my moms shot gun and chased him out the door.Then I got my long range rifle and followed him in then shot.I had killed the turkey that jack slaped me and punched me and cased my dad out the door. I walked out their to get my prize Then I brought it up to the house and skined it.We put it in the oven and cooked it.We all sat down at the table.I said art you glab I killed that turkey yes we are son.